Totem
Services

What we offer.

Totem offers services to speakers, clients and offer owners. Come and find out which one works best for you.

Guest speaker: Come on as the guest for a live call in a small, full room.

Coming on as a guest

You come on as the guest for a live call in a small, full room. Everything that comes off that night is yours.

What the night is
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A full room, not an RSVP list

You're the guest on a live call in front of people who actually turned up. Small on purpose, and the same room every week, which is why it's worth being in front of.

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You leave with the night, not a thank you

What gets recorded, who was in the room, and who's worth talking to first: that all comes to you afterwards. What exactly, and how fast, we go through on the call.

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Six questions first

Before any of it there's a short form. It decides whether a call is worth your evening and ours, and we reply either way, including when the answer is no.

Nothing is priced or paid on this page

There's no checkout here and there isn't meant to be one. The next step is six questions, then a call, then a date, and anything with a number on it happens at that point, not before.

Applying doesn't charge you anything. See Privacy Notice for what the application form collects. Terms of Service cover what happens once a call and a date are actually agreed.

Totem Plus: 100+ reps with verifiable results, ready when you are to scale.

Your offer’s selling and you want more people on it. Totem Plus gives you a rep pool of over 100 people, every one with results you can check, so you scale with reps who’ve already closed.

100+reps in the pool
Verifiableresults on every rep
On your termsadd reps when you’re ready
Become a client: Got an audience? We build your community with you and help it make money.

We build your community with you, run a weekly or biweekly call your audience keeps coming back to, and put reps on the follow-up, so your audience turns into paying clients.

Built for people with an Instagram audience and an offer that’s already selling, who want another stream of revenue from the people who already follow them.

A community built to convert

Channels, design, roles and onboarding, laid out the way we run ours. Onboarding shows us where members are at before they even join, so you know straight away who’s in a position to buy.

Structured events

Calls that run on a set schedule in your community. Like webinars, but in a warm room that keeps coming back. We write the announcements and launch posts for you too.

Reps on the follow-up

Reps follow up the warm people from every call. Bring your own, add ours, or both.

A weekly call with us

Stan, Adam and Dave go through your numbers, your reps and your events with you every week. Need us in between? We’re there.

Lena and the dashboard

Our bot logs who turns up to every call and sends it to Totem Analytics: who came, who keeps coming back, what each call made and which rep made it.

Our playbook

How we plan our calls, run them, follow up and bring new people in, all written down. Plus our Elusive Miro board, free.

Why Totem, not a webinar agency?

  • One platform, done properly. We don’t spread across every app. We aim to be the biggest on one: Discord. Most mentorships already live there, and most people in online business are under 25.
  • Reps who only talk to buyers. Onboarding filters people before they reach your reps, so nobody wastes time on leads that were never going to buy.
  • Everything in one place. Our Discord bots show us what’s happening on the go, and our analytics app lets you, your reps and Totem see and log everything from every call.
  • A rep pool of over 100, vetted on cash collected, with results you can check.
  • Frameworks that already work, backed by our reputation and history as a networking group.
  • You grow with Totem, and Totem grows with you.
Our guarantee: a fully built community, and the right audience inside it. Run your weekly event and post it to your audience for 30 days. If your community isn’t live and active by then, we keep working for free until it is. We don’t promise you profit, but every event is built to turn into revenue.

Our mission: to show that networking isn’t pointless, and to be the team behind the communities making hundreds of thousands a month.

How it starts
  1. Apply. A few quick questions about you and your audience.
  2. Have a call. We work out together if it's a fit.
  3. We build it. Your community is live within 7 days, and your first event runs within 14.

We take on 3 new clients a month, so every one gets the three of us.

Applying is free. See Privacy Notice for what the form collects.


For offer owners, sales, content & info

Work with us.

If what you sell matters to offer owners, sales people, content creators or info businesses, they're already in the room. 2,500+ members, and a live call every week with a room of people who turned up on purpose on a weeknight.

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Get demoed, not mentioned

A logo in a footer does nothing. Someone actually using your product on a live call, answering "but does it do X" in real time, is the version that moves people, and we'll run it as a call rather than an ad read.

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The content comes with it

Every call gets cut into short clips and one long upload. That's yours to post as well as ours, which means the spend doesn't end the night the call ends.

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You find out what happened

Who showed, how long they stayed, who asked questions. Real attendance, not an RSVP count: we'd rather hand you a true 22 than a flattering number you can't do anything with.

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Partnerships, not just placements

Member deals, a dedicated channel, a recurring slot, a series we build with you: tell us what you're trying to move and we'll work out whether a room like this can move it. Sometimes the answer is no.

What we'll want to know

What the product does, who it's for, and what a win looks like for you, covering signups, demos, feedback, or just being known. That last one is a legitimate answer and it changes how we'd run it.

Prefer email? Everything on the Find Us page reaches the same person. We reply either way, including when a room like this isn't the right fit for what you're selling.